Sunday, December 26, 2010

A Starbucks' Christmas Carol -- Part Two

Chapter 2

Right as the last bean was being vacuumed out of the last espresso machine two baristas came to Scrooge while he sat timing the close. Scrooge was not scheduled to work, but he lived according to the philosophy, “with great accountability comes great success,” and so he upheld his business standards.
The first barista to open his mouth was Bob Crachett, “Excuse me, Mr. Scrooge?”
“What?” came the reply.

“Excuse me, sir, but I have been getting many text messages and calls from the baristas and they wanted to know if we could…ahh…”

“Yes?”

“Close tomorrow.”

“CLOSE?!!! Tomorrow?!”

“Uhh, yes, sir. After all, tomorrow is Christmas.”

“Tell me, Bob, do you need this job?”

“Actually, sir, yes I do. I need it to feed my family.”

“Keep that in mind then, Bob Crachett. Don’t let these foolish baristas influence you. No! We shall be open tomorrow AS USUAL! I say HUMBUG to Christmas. There are many coffee drinkers who do not take a holiday for Christmas. Where will the Jewish customer go? The Kwanza-celebrating consumer? The dedicated business man?! We must be ready to serve them…and take their money.” With this, Scrooge looked down at his watch and documented the hour. The closing baristas had two minutes before they would be over their allotted time.

“But, Mr. Scrooge, sir, can we not even close early?”

“This is too much! Bob, why don’t you send out a mass text to all your barista-friends and ask them how they would like to spend their Christmas on the UNEMPLOYMENT LINE?”

At the thought of such an idea the barista who had entered the room with Bob began to cry.
“Please, Mr. Scrooge! Don’t do such a thing to us – right before Christmas!”

“Stop blubbering, Jennifer, or else I just might.”

Bob tried to regain control of the conversation, “Mr. Scrooge, I would like you to consider that while many of those people groups you mentioned will like the idea that we are open all day tomorrow, may I also have you consider that business will be slower. To use the electricity from the lights and heating may be wasteful and cut down on your profits.”

“Yes?”

“May I then propose opening later and closing sooner?”

“Bob, the coffee drinkers of this world expect coffee even on days given as holidays.”

“But sir, even the dedicated business men will not be able to deal with many of their national and international counterparts because it’s Christmas. Certainly, they won’t come in until the middle of the day. They would understand your shrewd business dealings in saving money if you opened with shorter hours in order to serve fewer people. Please, sir, all scheduled openers will come no later than 8am and all closers will leave no earlier than 6pm.”

“Bob Cratchett, you know we have worked many years together. You know how I value your skills and insights as a barista as well as a shift manager, but this may be the last bitter espresso shot you serve me. I don’t know that I can take anymore.”

“Sir?”

Scrooge looked down at his watch. Their time was up. He should hear no more water running, but only the running of their feet to sign off using the computer’s time clock. He did not hear their running feet and rose to discover the reason.
Turning to the anxious baristas before him Scrooge replied, “Send a text message to all those lazy baristas and tell them --- we will open at 7:30am and we will close at 7pm. No later and no earlier, Bob. You and your children will need to exercise patience in opening presents and eating Christmas dinner.”

“Yes, sir.”

“Thank you, sir.” squeaked Jennifer.

With that, Alexander Scrooge brushed past them in search of his two closing baristas.
“Yay, Bob! Thank you so much.”

“Well, it’s not actually what we were asking for, but we got somewhere and we still have our jobs.”
Jennifer grabbed her coat, purse, and gloves and put them on while walking to the door. “Well, I’m going home to celebrate the good news, merry Christmas!”

“Merry Christmas, Jennifer.” Slowly, Bob grabbed his hat and coat and walked toward the door. He looked back to see his manager reprimanding the closing baristas. They were two minutes late in their closing time. Bob had warned them about their speed, but they hadn’t listened. He took time to look into the eyes of Alexander Scrooge. What a puzzle of a man! Could there be any as hard-hearted as he? If his own nephew were dying, for a nephew was the only relative of whom he could boast, would Alex leave work to help him? Bob wasn’t sure and didn’t take too much longer in wondering; his phone began to buzz and it removed him from his solitary reverie.
He looked at the caller I.D. and smiled. It was his youngest son.
“Hello Tim, I am just leaving from talking with Mr. Scrooge, are you guys still arranging the Christmas baskets at church?”

“Well, we’re just working on the last ones. Mom wanted me to call you and let you know that you should get me from the church and she’ll take everyone else home early so they can get our Christmas Eve celebration ready.”

“All right, Tim, thank you. I will see you in about 10 minutes.”

“Love you, Dad.”

“Love you too, son. See you when I get there.”

The night was cold and clear. As Bob drove to the church he tried hard not to complain about his broken radiator and the lack of heat he was feeling as a result. Instead, he focused his attention on the stars shining above his head. They were magnificent.
“How amazing that the same God who created those stars also allowed Himself to be born as a baby in a stable.”
Rubbing his fingers together, Bob smiled and thanked the Lord for such a night and prayed for the Christmas Eves and Christmas days of his fellow co-workers and especially of his boss, Mr. Alexander Scrooge.

While Bob was lifting his prayers to the heavens, Alexander Scrooge was locking the doors of the Starbucks building behind him. Suddenly, Scrooge felt a tap on his shoulder and turned to see who it was.
“Hello, uncle!”

It was it was Ryan Reeves, Scrooge’s nephew. Every year he would come to Starbucks on Christmas Eve in order to invite his uncle to Christmas dinner.
“HUMBUG, boy! You shouldn’t bother to come here at such a late hour.”

“Well Uncle Alex I came to wish you a merry Christmas and to invite you to our Christmas celebration tomorrow.”

“Bah! All this talk about Christmas merriment, it’s a waste of time, money, and emotion. Foolish! Out of my way Ryan, you take your Christmas cheer and I will take my practicality.”

“Uncle! You cannot be so horribly sinister. While Christmas may never have put another dollar in my pocket I believe it has done me good and will do me good, and I should think it could do you some good too. Why not come to our dinner tomorrow night? Come enjoy your day with friends!”

“Friends?! Humbug! I would much rather see those who wish ‘merry Christmases’ stuffed with their own corn pudding, baked with their own glaze, and buried with their own holly sprig jabbed in their heart.”

“How entirely morbid and dreadful. I know you don’t mean it, but I also see that you are too stubborn to be changed in your thinking. Ahh well, I am glad I tried. I will miss you, uncle. Merry Christmas.”

“Humbug!”

Ryan left and so did all the warmth and happiness. He left Scrooge alone and without joy, but Scrooge did not care. He used no more thoughts on Ryan. He was more preoccupied with the night. Alex hated leaving the store on Christmas Eve. It always gave him an eerie feeling that something was not right. Perhaps it was because of the memories he had of his friends, Bob and Barb Marley. They opened Starbucks extra early on Christmas and so slept in the backroom to make sure they had a perfect close and a perfect open.
Scrooge had tried that some years before, but found it to be a great waste of his time and resources. He knew that Bob Cratchett was right; few customers came into Starbucks at such an early hour on Christmas.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Jesus

Jesus
Name above all names.
Touches lepers.
Compassionate.
Longsuffering.
Patient.
Intercedes for His Chosen Ones.
Good Shepherd.
Emmanuel.
Lion – fierce and mighty.
Eternal King.
THE Word.
Creator.
Fullness of God.
Died for me.
Mighty Warrior.
Jealous.
Just.
Oh, Savior! How I long to see Your face. I want to touch Your hands and Your hair. Is it really white? Will it always be white?
Will I be able to look into Your fiery eyes?
What do You smell like? What do You feel like?
May I hug You, if ever my amazement at being in Your presence allows me?
Will You hug me first?
How does a voice of mighty rushing waters sound?
Can I touch Your feet? What if I tried to wash Your feet?
Do I get to kiss your cheek?
Will I be able to see the Holy Spirit?
I will never again be parted from Your presence. I will see Your face and know as I am already known. I will be changed. I will know and understand my position as a daughter, and if a daughter, then an heir.
You will present me blameless before the throne of God because You will have completed the work You have started in me.
Can’t it be soon, Lord? I want to be done sooner rather than later. How much refining do I require? How pure do You want me to be? Where will I go in Your living-temple? What does this mean? Will Your temple move around?
I would like to take a walk with You and just talk with You, do You do that?
Do I get to have time with You all to myself? (Is that being selfish?)
Unchanging.
Omnipotent.
Omnipresent.
Morning Star.
Alpha.
Omega.
Son of God.
Son of Man.
Prince of Peace.
You are God, the King eternal, perfect, holy, and just.
You will rule this world with a rod of iron.
All people will bow before You.
They will confess that You are Lord of all.

I love You, Lord.
Make me reflect Your light.

“The LORD, the LORD, a God merciful and gracious, slow to anger, and abounding in steadfast love and faithfulness, keeping steadfast love for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression and sin, but who will by no means clear the guilty, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children and the children’s children, to the third and the fourth generation.”
Exodus 34:6-7

“And Moses quickly bowed his head toward the earth and worshiped. And he said, ‘If now I have found favor in Your sight, O Lord, please let the Lord go in the midst of us, for it is a stiff-necked people, and pardon our iniquity and our sin, and take us for your inheritance.’”
Exodus 34:8-9

Woe is Me If It Wasn't for Thee

Woe is me! For the good I wish to do I cannot do, but the evil I do not want to do, I keep on doing.
Woe is me! For I have not chosen to tear off the sin that so easily entangles when I know that I have been redeemed by the Blood of the Lamb and His Spirit indwells me as His temple.
Woe is me! For I lack in thankfulness to my gracious King.
Woe is me! For I have not kept my eyes on the prize, but have allowed the cares of this world to suffocate me.
Woe is me! For I forgot that I was in a battle.

BUT GOD…

PRAISE BE TO GOD through Jesus Christ our Lord!

There is therefore now NO condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus.

I gasp at such a reality.
I bow my knees to my King.
Such an awesome reality is hard for me to believe.

How can it be that I should gain an interest in my Savior’s BLOOD?!

If He should mark my iniquities, I would be crushed by the weight of them.

BUT GOD…

He made Him who knew NO sin to BE sin for us, that we might become the righteousness of God in Him.

How can this be?
For I am nothing more than a hard-hearted and arrogant girl who lives in a stained tent of flesh and lives in the midst of a people who dwell in stained tents of flesh.

BUT GOD…

I died and my life IS HIDDEN with Christ in God.

OH! The inexplicable gift given to those who are His elect ones!

I am far from innocent, but He has made me blameless.
I am far from lovely, but He has made me beautiful.
I am far from desirable, but He has chosen to love me.

Oh the deep, deep love of Jesus, vast unmeasured, boundless free pouring as a mighty ocean in its fullness over me. (Hallelujah! What a Savior!!)

“For you died and your life is hidden with Christ in God. When Christ who IS OUR LIFE appears, then YOU ALSO will appear WITH HIM in glory. THEREFORE put to DEATH your members which are on the earth: fornication, uncleanness, passion, evil desire, and covetousness, which is idolatry. […] THEREFORE as the elect of God, holy and beloved, put on tender mercies, kindness, humility, meekness, longsuffering, bearing with one another, and forgiving one another, if anyone has a complaint against another; even as Christ forgave you, so you also must do.” (Colossians 3:3-5, 12-13)


“…even as Christ forgave you...” May I never lose the wonder of the cross.

Humble me and purify me, oh Lord, for you know the depths of my wickedness. Allow me to bring glory to your name on this earth and in the heavenly realms. Keep my heart as FLESH and refine me. Continue to conform me to the image of Your Son. Pry me away from myself. Reveal my sin to me so that I may put it to death. Thank You for your loving kindness and Your forgiveness, Lord who is God.

Let us FIGHT knowing that He has already conquered.

“For we do not wrestle against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this age, against spiritual hosts of wickedness in the heavenly places. Therefore take up the whole armor of God that you may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.” (Ephesians 6:12-13)

FREEDOM!!!!!! (from sin)

A Starbucks' Christmas Carol -- Part One

A Starbucks' Christmas Carol
Chapter One

To begin with, the Marleys were dead.
They were as dead as doornails.
They had been rotting in their graves for years.
Their obituaries were written in the Seattle Times.
The next time they moved would be the day of resurrection.
Their bodies lay decomposing in the earth, filled with worms and insects of all kinds.

To repeat: they were as dead as doornails.

Not that our story begins in the graves of Bob and Barb Marley, but it is an important fact to keep in mind as you read this tale.
Now to the point, our story begins in the little Ohio village of Montgomery where Alexander Scrooge existed, worked, and managed one of the busiest Starbucks stores in the world.

Day after day, night after night he toiled and labored to prepare the right beans for the customer. If one barista made the tiniest of mistakes concerning the weight of a Cappuccino, or the height of the foam in a caramel macchiato, or the number of vanilla pumps in a hot chocolate they would be thrown out of the store, never to work as a barista again.

Alexander Scrooge was a formidable task-master. He had been this way even in the early days of the company when his two friends, Bob and Barb Marley, also worked as shift leaders at the first Starbucks ever in Seattle, Washington. Bob, Barb, and Alex had put the beans under the grinder for far too long when they began to do the same thing to their baristas.

No longer did he care about the Fair Trade organizations promoted by Starbucks, no longer did he care about donating leftover food to the homeless shelter down the road, nor did he care any longer for the baristas under his management who were starving from a lack of hours and a lack of appropriately divided tips. He would always snap back at them, “I know how many pastries you have ’broken’ so you can eat them! Instead of eating you should be selling! Enough! I will divide the tips as I deem appropriate.”

Week after week, month after month, the Starbucks baristas worked under this maniacal man. Where else could they work? What other coffee shop would Scrooge allow to employ them if they left his service?

One day a young woman, unaware of the horrendous situation regarding Mr. Scrooge, came to inquire after donations for the food bank. She knew that other Starbucks’ shared leftover pastries. She was confused as to why Alex Scrooge was not participating.

Before the question left her lips, Scrooge was upon her. He could smell a request for a good deed from a mile away. “FOOD for the poor? MY PROFITS for your pathetic POOR?! Get out.”

“But, sir, you only throw the old pastries away. You cannot possibly have a need for them.”

“What?! WHAT did you say? We throw them away?! We have no NEED for them?!! Madam, if even ONE pastry is left on the shelf when we close, my baristas must buy them out of their own paychecks.”

“Mr. Scrooge! That is unethical!”

“Unethical, did you say? Indeed not. It is called, ‘motivation to sell.’ I rarely see a day when any pastries are left – to give to your ailing poor.”

“Perhaps the kind neighbors in this area take pity on the baristas and buy the pastries to keep their friends from financial harm.”

“HAH! Unlikely! Now, GET OUT!”

“But sir, what joy it would bring to the heart of someone who was not expecting anything on Christmas to receive a special gift from you. Won’t you help your fellow man?”

“You want me to help my fellow man?! Look around, look at what I am providing for my fellow man: a drink that keeps up his energy so he can be a slave to his duties at work.”

At this point, Scrooge, who had been polishing his espresso machine, walked around the counter and proceeded to escort the lady to the door.
“But people are dying of hunger!”

“Well, if they are going to die they better do it quickly and decrease our carbon footprint!”

With that, Alex Scrooge opened the door and threw the lady out. All barista eyes were on him, for those were the only eyes left in the café. No patron ever lingered in the café. They came to support their friends and then left as quickly as possible, never wanting to encounter Alexander Scrooge. If anyone DID stay it was only the wealthiest of business men who lingered. They were Scrooge’s type and he welcomed them gladly.

“What are you STARING at?! Get back to your duties! Are the pumps washed? Has the sanitizer water been changed? Where are the new carafes?! GET TO YOUR DUTIES!! Or else you’ll be buying the unused coffee as well!”

The baristas had been encouraged by the sight of such human caring and love as shown in the young woman. Many were beginning to doubt the purpose of their lives and their positions at Starbucks. How could they bear to go on? But, they were not willing to gamble the risk of choosing to quit.

Poetical Poems -- "My Neighbor"

Snoring One

I have a good neighbor - tho' I've never seen his face.
He seems quite punctual and's never out of place.
He snores real loud and breathes real soft;
If he didn't make this sound, I'd never doze off.

I have a good neighbor - tho' a snore-er may he be.
It's not at all annoying, but keeps me company.
For I know when I should be sleeping and I know when I should rise.
If my neighbor did cease his snoring; I would think he had met his demise.