I did not realize how strange I TRULY was back in my college days. I recently found my MySpace account (that I have not accessed in YEARS) and saw these on there. I also found HUMOROUS writings up there! I have NO idea how I had any friends. I now understand why I didn't graduate with my "MRS" degree. (hahahahahahaha!!!)
Here are a few writing "exerpts":
"I am evil. Very, very evil because I am not doing my homework. But, my friends who don't actually exist, I am BORED! I don't want to write the paper anymore. I don't want to memorize anymore history facts and...well, I am not bored with my Bible class, but I just don't want to sit down and concentrate. I want to use my creative thinking parts. :0) My Bible class is actually very interesting. We are going from Romans to Revelation. My teacher is Dr. Doug Bookman. Have you all heard of him? He is GOOD. He is funny! He often gets off the subject, but he has soo many good tidbits in his rabbit trails that they are easily forgiven. He even starts the evening class earlier and ends it early so we can go watch home basketball games. He is a good guy. "
"So, I have decided that I would now devote this time to give a little commercial concerning what I like to call Splendiferously Crazy Unattached Mujeres. YES!! Isn't it beautiful? It is apart of the larger group people call the Spinster Sister Society. hehehe SCUM has come about because the Master's College delights in highlighting the "need" and the many opportunities at college to find one's spouse. Pooh pooh! If we are currently single, as the majority of us at college are, why should we be focusing on marriage and how to be godly in preparation for marriage?!! My opinion is that we should have more of a focus on how to be a godly SINGLE person now. We can use our singleness for God's glory. To be single is a gift that many are given for a temporary time. Are we going to sit on this gift and do nothing with it except prepare for marriage (which may not come)? I hope not! Thus, SCUM has come about. #1) To take a stand against the Master's desire for marriage and #2) to encourage each other (mujeres...women) in being single and using our time wisely (ie for the Lord.) We are not a group that is against marriage (no no!!) we are a society that is against an overwhelming focus and chasing after becoming "attached." :0) I am trying to write some short stories about SCUM. We have membership cards. Please, look for the membership card on the "more pics." I will try and post them. Fare thee well!"
"So, I have come back to school. That interesting institution that people flock to attend. Why? I ask again, why do we want to attend colleges and universities? Those who have progressed in the years of their life say it is because with a(n) "higher education" you can achieve amazing goals. Muhahaha I think not. There have been many amazingly successful people out there who have not attended university. What is the meaning of successful anyways? Hmmm... I mean really...when you graduate from university someone hands you a piece of PAPER that says you are qualified. How have we allowed pieces of PAPER to tell us whether or not someone is qualified for something? I do not know. Well, perhaps I do, because the person who gives us that piece of paper (degree) has also been given several pieces of paper that signify HE/SHE is qualified to tell us we are qualified. Have we bought into a cultural flop? I would love to rebel against this institution, but no. I cannot because I am too weak. Ahh! Well, that and I think the Lord wants me to get an education so I can better serve the people around me. :0)"
"Have you ever wonderedwhat we would do without libraries? I love my library system. So beautiful is it! Comfy, cushy chairs are dotted throughout the rather spacious building. My library system offers WIFI services which I just used for the first time. Do you get what I am saying? The library is a BEAUTIFUL thing. I mean, what other places offer you an array of books, movies, music, and research assistants? A library is a place where you can escape from the real world and you dont have to pay a fee before you leave the building. Praise the Lord for the creation (by Benjamin Franklin, wasnt it?) of libraries!"
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